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Someone wants to talk to you and your throat is stuffed up? Swallow quickly, it prevents the croaky sound.

Someone wants to talk to you and your throat is stuffed up? Swallow quickly, it prevents the croaky sound. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you pee in your bed You're gonna have a bad time

If you pee in your bed You're gonna have a bad time Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to wake up on-time 100% of the time? Put an alarm clock in the living room and one high up in your bedroom

Want to wake up on-time 100% of the time? Put an alarm clock in the living room and one high up in your bedroom Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't rape anyone

Don't rape anyone Actual Advice Mallard
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When you put someone on loudspeaker use the upper mic the regular one doesn't work in this case

When you put someone on loudspeaker use the upper mic the regular one doesn't work in this case Actual Advice Mallard
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Help your friends and neighbors move Chances are, they'll give you food from their freezer

Help your friends and neighbors move Chances are, they'll give you food from their freezer Actual Advice Mallard
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make sure your baby duck knows the basics of how to march their show is your show

make sure your baby duck knows the basics of how to march their show is your show Actual Advice Mallard
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Life is life Live where you want and do what you love...

Life is life Live where you want and do what you love... Actual Advice Mallard
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if it has an acronym in the title it's probably bad news

if it has an acronym in the title it's probably bad news Actual Advice Mallard
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When someone makes you mad take a moment before you say anything. Because you're more likely to say something you will reget saying while mad

When someone makes you mad take a moment before you say anything. Because you're more likely to say something you will reget saying while mad Actual Advice Mallard
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