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Pick the door locks on your house a couple times If you forget to lock your door and get burgralized, you can claim lock tampering so you don't get denied insurance

Pick the door locks on your house a couple times If you forget to lock your door and get burgralized, you can claim lock tampering so you don't get denied insurance Actual Advice Mallard
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Choose a small rural return location close to the city you're moving to They'll offer you a huge discount to return it in the city instead

Choose a small rural return location close to the city you're moving to They'll offer you a huge discount to return it in the city instead Actual Advice Mallard
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Duckfaces Are meant for ducks

Duckfaces Are meant for ducks Actual Advice Mallard
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Buy her flowers the day after They're still perfectly good and they cost half as much

Buy her flowers the day after They're still perfectly good and they cost half as much Actual Advice Mallard
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Instead of paying for microsoft office Go to Drive.Google.com

Instead of paying for microsoft office Go to Drive.Google.com Actual Advice Mallard
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women only prefer the truth when it's about you

women only prefer the truth when it's about you Actual Advice Mallard
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never make a facebook page designed for trolling It makes normal facebooking incredibly boring

never make a facebook page designed for trolling It makes normal facebooking incredibly boring Actual Advice Mallard
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Tired of glue tube drying shut after use? Put vaseline on the threads before closing

Tired of glue tube drying shut after use? Put vaseline on the threads before closing Actual Advice Mallard
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Shower.

Shower. Actual Advice Mallard
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spend the $15 on a set of wheel locks it will save you the time and money of buying a new set of rims and tires

spend the $15 on a set of wheel locks it will save you the time and money of buying a new set of rims and tires Actual Advice Mallard
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