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Tie your shoe laces that way you won't trip

Tie your shoe laces that way you won't trip  Actual Advice Mallard

if someone offers you drugs say thanks. Drugs are expensive.

if someone offers you drugs say thanks. Drugs are expensive.  Actual Advice Mallard

When someone shows you photos on their phone Grab it by the sides and not by the screen

When someone shows you photos on their phone Grab it by the sides and not by the screen  Actual Advice Mallard

What goes in comes out

What goes in  comes out  Actual Advice Mallard

if you want to put something up your asshole make sure it is larger at the base so it doesn't get lost inside

if you want to put something up your asshole make sure it is larger at the base so it doesn't get lost inside  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to date a girl you don't talk to anywhere than through Facebook, but you see her in real life Then you need to talk to her in real life

If you want to date a girl you don't talk to anywhere than through Facebook, but you see her in real life Then you need to talk to her in real life  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend

Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend  Actual Advice Mallard

Never grow completely mature A little immaturity is fun and makes life worth living

Never grow completely mature A little immaturity is fun and makes life worth living  Actual Advice Mallard

Father's Day is in 2 weeks buy him some meat

Father's Day is in 2 weeks buy him some meat  Actual Advice Mallard

Its Not about how good the good things are when u do something its about how good the bad ones are

Its Not about how good the good things are when u do something its about how good the bad ones are  Actual Advice Mallard
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