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Women, stop going to the bathroom with the door open. Not once has that ever been okay.

Women, stop going to the bathroom with the door open. Not once has that ever been okay. Actual Advice Mallard
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When someone tells you that they have a great opportunity that they want to share with you it's generally not a great opportunity

When someone tells you that they have a great opportunity that they want to share with you it's generally not a great opportunity Actual Advice Mallard
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Do not ever Trust a duck

Do not ever Trust a duck Actual Advice Mallard
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If one of your friends lets you know they are going to the Emergency room No matter what they say, the only acceptable response is "what hospital?"

If one of your friends lets you know they are going to the Emergency room No matter what they say, the only acceptable response is
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Don't be surprised if you have sex as little as once a week. Women can get extremely sore from intercourse. Treat it as an extension of your relationship, not a necessity.

Don't be surprised if you have sex as little as once a week. Women can get extremely sore from intercourse. Treat it as an extension of your relationship, not a necessity. Actual Advice Mallard
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Instead of buying Benadryl Search for "Diphenhydramine" it's the same thing but can be bought for a fraction of the price in greater amounts

Instead of buying Benadryl Search for
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Delete Your Old myspace The only time you used it is when you were young and stupid

Delete Your Old myspace The only time you used it is when you were young and stupid Actual Advice Mallard
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Going to every class. Trying to get 100% on every assignment. Studying hard for every Exam. Gets you an 'A'.

Going to every class. Trying to get 100% on every assignment. Studying hard for every Exam. Gets you an 'A'. Actual Advice Mallard
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Caption + timing I don't know the rest; I'm just a fucking duck.

Caption + timing I don't know the rest; I'm just a fucking duck. Actual Advice Mallard
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Good Advice can come from anywhere, Even a meme Its important to take all advice with a grain of salt

Good Advice can come from anywhere, Even a meme Its important to take all advice with a grain of salt Actual Advice Mallard
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