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If you're giving a presentation in class Really know your stuff

If you're giving a presentation in class Really know your stuff  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't lie to your gf about anything ever She will leave you

Don't lie to your gf about anything ever She will leave you  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't be fucking retarded

Don't be fucking retarded  Actual Advice Mallard

Constantly getting downvoted? Try submitting to smaller subreddits and be positive and constructive

Constantly getting downvoted? Try submitting to smaller subreddits and be positive and constructive  Actual Advice Mallard

Tell yourself "I want to be healthy" NOT "I want to be skinny"

Tell yourself

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If you're the only girl at a party you should leave that party

If you're the only girl at a party  you should leave that party  Actual Advice Mallard

Going out drinking? Tip your bartender $20 on the first round of drinks. They'll remember that and give you better service throughout the night while other people wait for their drinks

Going out drinking? Tip your bartender $20 on the first round of drinks. They'll remember that and give you better service throughout the night while other people wait for their drinks  Actual Advice Mallard

If someone you were really close to dies See it as one of the most useful experiences you can draw for the rest of your own life

If someone you were really close to dies See it as one of the most useful experiences you can draw for the rest of your own life  Actual Advice Mallard

Buy your halloween costumes now It'll be a lot cheaper

Buy your halloween costumes now It'll be a lot cheaper  Actual Advice Mallard
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