Actual Advice Mallard

Never say someone has lost weight, it implies they were fat simply say: "you're looking nice" to avoid any misconception

Never say someone has lost weight, it implies they were fat simply say:

If a bowl is too hot to use, Flip it upside down and run cold water over the back. No water will enter the bowl.

If a bowl is too hot to use, Flip it upside down and run cold water over the back. No water will enter the bowl.  Actual Advice Mallard

when on vacation in mexico, never trust a fart

when on vacation in mexico, never trust a fart  Actual Advice Mallard

Frozen steps? Combine 1 tsp Dawn, 1 tbsp rubbing alcohol and 8 cups hot water. Mix and pour on steps. Steps will not refreeze.

Frozen steps? Combine 1 tsp Dawn, 1 tbsp rubbing alcohol and 8 cups hot water. Mix and pour on steps. Steps will not refreeze.  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to discreetly look at a woman's body? One glance, maximum 1.25 seconds focal time, then away.

Want to discreetly look at a woman's body? One glance, maximum 1.25 seconds focal time, then away.  Actual Advice Mallard

Always Tell the truth So you don't have to remember what you lied about

Always Tell the truth So you don't have to remember what you lied about  Actual Advice Mallard

Going to an outdoor wedding? Flats or wedges only

Going to an outdoor wedding? Flats or wedges only  Actual Advice Mallard

ask how to use their shower Before you get naked in it

ask how to use their shower Before you get naked in it  Actual Advice Mallard

If the title says ''PART 1'', there'll be more episodes If it just says the name of the game, it's a ONE OFF

If the title says ''PART 1'', there'll be more episodes If it just says the name of the game, it's a ONE OFF  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to watch a Youtube video on repeat? change the "tube" in the url to "repeat"

Want to watch a Youtube video on repeat? change the
Like us for More!