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When You go on a first date Don't take her to the restaurant your ex works at

When You go on a first date Don't take her to the restaurant your ex works at  Actual Advice Mallard

Anything this mallard says about love , dates, and sex worked for OP, but it may not work for you, be creative and be yourself

Anything this mallard says about love , dates, and sex worked for OP, but it may not work for you, be creative and be yourself  Actual Advice Mallard

Figure out what you want And Do it

Figure out what you want And Do it  Actual Advice Mallard

buy a fucking macbook yes they are expensive but the genius bar will fix them free most of the time and the only thing they're really incompatible with is viruses.

buy a fucking macbook yes they are expensive but the genius bar will fix them free most of the time and the only thing they're really incompatible with is viruses.  Actual Advice Mallard

When using a vending machine always use a nickel first You don't want to lose a quarter.

When using a vending machine always use a nickel first You don't want to lose a quarter.  Actual Advice Mallard

Parking garage looks full? Drive up about 4 floors, then start going back down. There are usually open spaces near the bottom

Parking garage looks full? Drive up about 4 floors, then start going back down. There are usually open spaces near the bottom  Actual Advice Mallard

BREATHE

 BREATHE  Actual Advice Mallard

Bush your teeth borfore putting on a fancy shirt

Bush your teeth borfore putting on a fancy shirt  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want a youtube video to repeat, just type "repeat" before or after "youtube" in the Url.

If you want a youtube video to repeat, just type

Quack!

 Quack!  Actual Advice Mallard
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