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think about your grandparents having sex

think about your grandparents having sex Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to reply to your facebook freind's political status write our your response but do not post it right away, think on it for a while to see if it is good enough or if it is worth it.

If you want to reply to your facebook freind's political status write our your response but do not post it right away, think on it for a while to see if it is good enough or if it is worth it. Actual Advice Mallard
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need packing material for moving? buy a newspaper from a machine and take all of them

need packing material for moving? buy a newspaper from a machine and take all of them Actual Advice Mallard
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that engagement ring the price is negotiable

that engagement ring the price is negotiable Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to dry hands and there is no paper or a towel rub your face with them. that way you'll clean it too

If you want to dry hands and there is no paper or a towel rub your face with them. that way you'll clean it too Actual Advice Mallard
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Delete your ex's number

Delete your ex's number Actual Advice Mallard
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On a call that uses an automated system? Say "operator" at almost any prompt to be transferred to a human

On a call that uses an automated system? Say
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If you're going to bring food to a family after an illness or death Wait 2 weeks. The family will appreciate it more and it is less likely to be thrown out.

If you're going to bring food to a family after an illness or death Wait 2 weeks. The family will appreciate it more and it is less likely to be thrown out. Actual Advice Mallard
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oh hey an unsafe area i'll just change into my dark hooded criminal clothing

oh hey an unsafe area i'll just change into my dark hooded criminal clothing Actual Advice Mallard
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If you ever mug someone Also take their cellphone. You'll have more time to get away from the police

If you ever mug someone Also take their cellphone. You'll have more time to get away from the police Actual Advice Mallard
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