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Wonder where your package is? Google your tracking number

Wonder where your package is? Google your tracking number Actual Advice Mallard
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Buy a large quantity of dollar bills from a bank If any serial numbers make a pattern, sell it on ebay for greater than face value

Buy a large quantity of dollar bills from a bank If any serial numbers make a pattern, sell it on ebay for greater than face value Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to pee with a boner without making a mess Pee in the sink

If you want to pee with a boner without making a mess Pee in the sink Actual Advice Mallard
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Can't get to sleep? Eat some chocolate a few hours before bed. the sugar crash will help you relax and drift off

Can't get to sleep? Eat some chocolate a few hours before bed. the sugar crash will help you relax and drift off Actual Advice Mallard
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Constipated? Eat a pineapple

Constipated? Eat a pineapple Actual Advice Mallard
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Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood from fabrics and carpet. Even if it is dried.

Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood from fabrics and carpet. Even if it is dried. Actual Advice Mallard
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It will mean more to them than it will to you

It will mean more to them than it will to you Actual Advice Mallard
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if you are trying to lose weight track all of your food. You may be eating more calories than you think.

if you are trying to lose weight track all of your food. You may be eating more calories than you think. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't want to get caught stealing from the front page and posting to facebook? Copy witty posts from the comments section instead.

Don't want to get caught stealing from the front page and posting to facebook? Copy witty posts from the comments section instead. Actual Advice Mallard
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rent crocodile dundee 3

rent crocodile dundee 3 Actual Advice Mallard
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