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If you have a boner and have to present in class try tucking it under your pant's waistline

If you have a boner and have to present in class try tucking it under your pant's waistline  Actual Advice Mallard

smoke weed

smoke weed  Actual Advice Mallard

If your iPhone autocorrects while you're typing, backspace to the word Your phone will offer to change the word back to what you typed.

If your iPhone autocorrects while you're typing, backspace to the word Your phone will offer to change the word back to what you typed.  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to make a repost without beeing downvoted to oblivion Just say it's the post that made you join Reddit

Want to make a repost without beeing downvoted to oblivion Just say it's the post that made you join Reddit  Actual Advice Mallard

Tired of Automated telemarketers? Press "2" to get on their "do not call list"

Tired of Automated telemarketers? Press

Never have a hangover on your own time

Never have a hangover on your own time  Actual Advice Mallard

Fap to the first video you like You'll be equally satisfied when you're done and will save yourself a lot of wasted time

Fap to the first video you like You'll be equally satisfied when you're done and will save yourself a lot of wasted time  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to improve your footwork? Practice doing it over a water bottle

Want to improve your footwork? Practice doing it over a water bottle   Actual Advice Mallard

Instead of using Wikipedia as a source Use Wikipedia sources

Instead of using Wikipedia as a source Use Wikipedia sources  Actual Advice Mallard

Clean your socks in your first load of laundry so the second load will pick up any socks left behind

Clean your socks in your first load of laundry so the second load will pick up any socks left behind  Actual Advice Mallard
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