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Keep the copy of your next parking ticket leave it on your dash when you park somewhere you can't

Keep the copy of your next parking ticket leave it on your dash when you park somewhere you can't  Actual Advice Mallard

You're unattractive because your attitude is unattractive

You're unattractive  because your attitude is unattractive   Actual Advice Mallard

If you're the man, you can be right or you can be happy. but never both.

If you're the man, you can be right or you can be happy. but never both.  Actual Advice Mallard

In a public building? all public doors open outward

In a public building? all public doors open outward  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't wear Toms in the rain You'll slip and fall. Twice.

Don't wear Toms in the rain You'll slip and fall. Twice.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you seem a meme on reddit don't re write it using different wording

If you seem a meme on reddit don't re write it using different wording  Actual Advice Mallard

When planning to kill someone Don't listen to reddit

When planning to kill someone Don't listen to reddit  Actual Advice Mallard

if you buy something from craigslist meet seller in front of police station

if you buy something from craigslist meet seller in front of police station  Actual Advice Mallard

Writing a paper and need to make it look longer? Use Georgia instead of Times New Roman

Writing a paper and need to make it look longer? Use Georgia instead of Times New Roman  Actual Advice Mallard

New to Reddit, want Karma? Reply compliments to people's comments!

New to Reddit, want Karma? Reply compliments to people's comments!  Actual Advice Mallard
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