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Don't masturbate right before going to sleep or you'll wake up in the middle of the night needing to pee

Don't masturbate right before going to sleep or you'll wake up in the middle of the night needing to pee Actual Advice Mallard
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if you're cooking noodles and the pot starts to boil over simply blow on the surface and it'll simmer down

if you're cooking noodles and the pot starts to boil over simply blow on the surface and it'll simmer down Actual Advice Mallard
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If you don't want baked goods to get hard stick them in plastic tupperware with a piece of bread

If you don't want baked goods to get hard stick them in plastic tupperware with a piece of bread Actual Advice Mallard
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Listen to Brown Noise when you study It's less distracting than music and helps you focus

Listen to Brown Noise when you study It's less distracting than music and helps you focus Actual Advice Mallard
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call the dorner tip line and tell them you see chris at your school the lapd will come and shutdown the school for a little bit

call the dorner tip line and tell them you see chris at your school the lapd will come and shutdown the school for a little bit Actual Advice Mallard
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if you think your child doesn't know what a "Blumpkin" is Think again

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If you can't afford photoshop use paint, it'll do just fine

If you can't afford photoshop use paint, it'll do just fine Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're not sure if someone can hear what you're saying Assume they can hear every word

If you're not sure if someone can hear what you're saying Assume they can hear every word Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't Plagiarize

Don't Plagiarize Actual Advice Mallard
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if you want karma post tits to 50/50

if you want karma post tits to 50/50 Actual Advice Mallard
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