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when watching a video called "ghetto black chicks fighting" turn the volume down to about 10%

when watching a video called
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If a potential employer asks for your social media passwords Decline on the grounds that giving out your password is a violation of the terms of service

If a potential employer asks for your social media passwords Decline on the grounds that giving out your password is a violation of the terms of service Actual Advice Mallard
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if you spend all your time with other girls, talking about makeup and clothes meant to impress boys you won't meet boys

if you spend all your time with other girls, talking about makeup and clothes meant to impress boys you won't meet boys Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're smoking and a friend asks you for a light let them light their cigarette first - it will seem like a kind gesture, and they won't be able to pocket your lighter

If you're smoking and a friend asks you for a light let them light their cigarette first - it will seem like a kind gesture, and they won't be able to pocket your lighter Actual Advice Mallard
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father's day is one week from tomorrow

father's day is one week from tomorrow Actual Advice Mallard
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After evacuating your bowels clean excess feces from the site of your rectum

After evacuating your bowels clean excess feces from the site of your rectum Actual Advice Mallard
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If you need to stop and use the restroom stop at a hotel, they have the cleanest toilets

If you need to stop and use the restroom stop at a hotel, they have the cleanest toilets Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to download music from youtube? Demux the aac audio track and avoid quality loss from mp3 conversion

Want to download music from youtube? Demux the aac audio track and avoid quality loss from mp3 conversion Actual Advice Mallard
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Thinking about buying a Mac? Don't

Thinking about buying a Mac? Don't Actual Advice Mallard
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When you see a tribe of black folk Don't think about whether or not they are arguing or talking, just fucking grab your stuff and run for it.

When you see a tribe of black folk Don't think about whether or not they are arguing or talking, just fucking grab your stuff and run for it. Actual Advice Mallard
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