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If their, there and they're look like there, there and there to you... Try not to use it in written words...

If their, there and they're look like there, there and there to you... Try not to use it in written words...  Actual Advice Mallard

If all her friends are cunts She's probably a cunt too.

If all her friends are cunts She's probably a cunt too.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't know if you want to masturabte? Masturbate, then decide whether or not it's still a good idea.

Don't know if you want to masturabte? Masturbate, then decide whether or not it's still a good idea.  Actual Advice Mallard

Masturbate at every given opportunity

 Masturbate at every given opportunity    Actual Advice Mallard

you should always masturbate before you masturbate to make a decision

you should always masturbate before you masturbate to make a decision  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're planning a mass shooting Stop

If you're planning a mass shooting Stop  Actual Advice Mallard

If your employer won't hire you because you have tattoos then you probably don't want to work for them anyways

If your employer won't hire you because you have tattoos then you probably don't want to work for them anyways  Actual Advice Mallard

Make an old meme about old memes coming back You'll get tons of karma Caption 3 goes here

Make an old meme about old memes coming back You'll get tons of karma Caption 3 goes here  Actual Advice Mallard

Call women of all ages "young lady"

Call women of all ages

Want to avoid Parkinson's Disease? Smoke Cigarettes

Want to avoid Parkinson's Disease? Smoke Cigarettes  Actual Advice Mallard
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