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IF YOU ARE ABOUT TO CHEAT ON YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER don't

IF YOU ARE ABOUT TO CHEAT ON YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER don't  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to lose money never stop dating your wife

If you want to lose money never stop dating your wife  Actual Advice Mallard

If Reddit liked it before, they will like it again

If Reddit liked it before, they will like it again  Actual Advice Mallard

When you fart in a house occupied by girls Run

When you fart in a house occupied by girls Run  Actual Advice Mallard

If it has boobs, wheels or a hard drive It will cost you money and give you shit.

If it has boobs, wheels or a hard drive It will cost you money and give you shit.   Actual Advice Mallard

Never play hard to get Or you'll end up a crazy cat lady

Never play hard to get Or you'll end up a crazy cat lady  Actual Advice Mallard

when signing up for restaurant promotions, list your birthday as a different month each time that way, you'll have a regular influx of free food throughout the year

when signing up for restaurant promotions, list your birthday as a different month each time that way, you'll have a regular influx of free food throughout the year  Actual Advice Mallard

Showers too cold in college? Work out just before taking one and the cold water might actually be enjoyable

Showers too cold in college? Work out just before taking one and the cold water might actually be enjoyable  Actual Advice Mallard

Old people are most giving with bread Bite children its fun

Old people are most giving with bread Bite children its fun  Actual Advice Mallard

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Want comment karma? Go on askreddit, everyone reads the comments giving you a better chance for an upvote  Actual Advice Mallard
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