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No Shit Sherlock

No Shit Sherlock  Actual Advice Mallard

have a college degree but can't find a job? become a substitute teacher while looking for a job in your field

have a college degree but can't find a job? become a substitute teacher while looking for a job in your field  Actual Advice Mallard

When Painting A Room First Paint White Over The Trim Tape So The Wall Color Does Not Bleed On To the Ceiling/Baseboards

When Painting A Room First Paint White Over The Trim Tape So The Wall Color Does Not Bleed On To the Ceiling/Baseboards  Actual Advice Mallard

when calling a cellphone and you get voicemail just press 1 you'll go straight to the beep

when calling a cellphone and you get voicemail just press 1 you'll go straight to the beep  Actual Advice Mallard

Trying to get more girls at your party? Grow some balls and just ask a fucking girl.

Trying to get more girls at your party? Grow some balls and just ask a fucking girl.  Actual Advice Mallard

even though nesting season takes place in early spring, you should try to form a pair in october - november otherwise you might have to resort to "forcibly mating" with a female

even though nesting season takes place in early spring, you should try to form a pair in october - november otherwise you might have to resort to

If you've got crummy reception on your mobile phone Plug in your headphones to increase the antennae reception

If you've got crummy reception on your mobile phone Plug in your headphones to increase the antennae reception  Actual Advice Mallard

If you think somebody is watching you Yawn

If you think somebody is 
watching you Yawn  Actual Advice Mallard

Open the door for women You can stare at their ass and they will thank you.

Open the door for women You can stare at their ass and they will thank you.   Actual Advice Mallard

If a Guy Doesn't Want to wear a condom He probably didn't with the other girls & guys before you, either

If a Guy Doesn't Want  to wear a condom He probably didn't with the other girls & guys before you, either  Actual Advice Mallard
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