Actual Advice Mallard

If you're looking for karma Don't submit in the middle of the night

If you're looking for karma Don't submit in the middle of the night  Actual Advice Mallard

Use your phone when streaming music to your stereo. Music pauses when someone calls and you won't miss a phone call.

Use your phone when streaming music to your stereo. Music pauses when someone calls and you won't miss a phone call.  Actual Advice Mallard

A CLEVER TITLE GOES A LONG WAY

A CLEVER TITLE GOES A LONG WAY  Actual Advice Mallard

Before you start eating every meal off a collector plate you should confirm that the paint doesn't contain lead

Before you start eating every meal off a collector plate you should confirm that the paint doesn't contain lead  Actual Advice Mallard

if you're going to have sex use a fucking condom

if you're going to have sex use a fucking condom  Actual Advice Mallard

keep count of your drinks at the bar by holding on to the straws from each drink.

keep count of your drinks at the bar by holding on to the straws from each drink.  Actual Advice Mallard

When trying to deal with payment issues go through your bank They have the ability to immediately credit your account for mistakes someone else made

When trying to deal with payment issues go through your bank They have the ability to immediately credit your account for mistakes someone else made  Actual Advice Mallard

Sometimes people don't get better at sex There's no reason to get your dick ripped off to prove it

Sometimes people don't get better at sex There's no reason to get your dick ripped off to prove it  Actual Advice Mallard

Just because your significant other wants to talk doesnt mean your breaking up

Just because your significant other wants to talk doesnt mean your breaking up  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're down, don't expect someone to pull you up if you wouldn't do the same for them.

If you're down, don't expect someone to pull you up if you wouldn't do the same for them.  Actual Advice Mallard
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