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Going to post a dark confession with a throaway? Make sure you log out after posting, as someone near you might read it.

Going to post a dark confession with a throaway? Make sure you log out after posting, as someone near you might read it. Actual Advice Mallard
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Drunkenness is no excuse for telling a kid that santa isn't real

Drunkenness is no excuse for telling a kid that santa isn't real Actual Advice Mallard
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Instead of using a plunger just dump a bucket of hot water into the toilet to unclog it

Instead of using a plunger just dump a bucket of hot water into the toilet to unclog it Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are really that concerned about your comment getting buried Dont fucking post it

If you are really that concerned about your comment getting buried Dont fucking post it Actual Advice Mallard
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Have dandruff? Take a spoonful of coconut oil, rub it into your scalp, and wash it out two hours later

Have dandruff? Take a spoonful of coconut oil, rub it into your scalp, and wash it out two hours later Actual Advice Mallard
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Feel that familiar itch for a sneeze? Use a heated surface and put pressure on the area beneath your nostril and above your lip.

Feel that familiar itch for a sneeze? Use a heated surface and put pressure on the area beneath your nostril and above your lip. Actual Advice Mallard
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Friends meeting for the first time? Call them by their names, it gives them more than 1 chance to learn them.

Friends meeting for the first time? Call them by their names, it gives them more than 1 chance to learn them. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't shit where you eat

Don't shit where you eat Actual Advice Mallard
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Do your produce shopping on monday evenings most stores don't receive orders on weekends so monday is when new orders come in to restock from the weekend rush

Do your produce shopping on monday evenings most stores don't receive orders on weekends so monday is when new orders come in to restock from the weekend rush Actual Advice Mallard
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sick of the mint after taste of toothpaste that ruins breakfast? use citrus flavored mouthwash

sick of the mint after taste of toothpaste that ruins breakfast? use citrus flavored mouthwash Actual Advice Mallard
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