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squirt the mio first then pour the water

squirt the mio first then pour the water  Actual Advice Mallard

Never turn down a breath Mint

Never turn down a breath Mint  Actual Advice Mallard

If you don't like it when water splashes your butt when you poop put paper towel in the water

If you don't like it when water splashes your butt when you poop put paper towel in the water  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't put a song you really like as your alarm tone You will absolutely hate it in a week

Don't put a song you really like as your alarm tone You will absolutely hate it in a week   Actual Advice Mallard

You're fed up with the Java time API? Understandable. Switch to Joda-Time instead

You're fed up with the Java time API? Understandable. Switch to Joda-Time instead  Actual Advice Mallard

Got hit by a car while walking? Even if you think you're ok, stop. Get the driver's insurance info and license plate number. Adrenaline has kicked in and you will hurt later. Go to ER and get checked out.

Got hit by a car while walking? Even if you think you're ok, stop. Get the driver's insurance info and license plate number. Adrenaline has kicked in and you will hurt later. Go to ER and get checked out.   Actual Advice Mallard

When stealing a fellow redditors red pen Make sure it isn't black

When stealing a fellow redditors red pen Make sure it isn't black  Actual Advice Mallard

If you come to a door and you don't know what side you should push on put hands on both ends of the bar and push equally. the correct side will give first

If you come to a door and you don't know what side you should push on put hands on both ends of the bar and push equally. the correct side will give first  Actual Advice Mallard

Have to poop but don't want people to hear? Flush and let it rip at the same time!

Have to poop but don't want people to hear? Flush and let it rip at the same time!  Actual Advice Mallard

Playing an offline game with a lot of popup ads? Turn of your wifi

Playing an offline game with a lot of popup ads? Turn of your wifi  Actual Advice Mallard
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