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forever alone? rape a corpse.

forever alone? rape a corpse. Actual Advice Mallard
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When using a public washroom, use the furthest stall you can get to It gives more time for you to hear the guy who's about to jump you get into the washroom

When using a public washroom, use the furthest stall you can get to It gives more time for you to hear the guy who's about to jump you get into the washroom Actual Advice Mallard
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don't have any bag clips for your potatoes chips? just use a paper clip

don't have any bag clips for your potatoes chips? just use a paper clip Actual Advice Mallard
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If your windshield wipers start to streak Clean them by wiping excess dirt of the tips before resorting to replacing them

If your windshield wipers start to streak Clean them by wiping excess dirt of the tips before resorting to replacing them Actual Advice Mallard
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Check out /r/dirndls/ You WON't be disapointed

Check out /r/dirndls/ You WON't be disapointed Actual Advice Mallard
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WANT A COOKIE, BUT IT'S STALE? THROW IT IN THE MICROWAVE FOR 10 SECONDS

WANT A COOKIE, BUT IT'S STALE? THROW IT IN THE MICROWAVE FOR 10 SECONDS Actual Advice Mallard
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Browse r/all and repost popular links from the smaller subreddits to the one of the subreddits you are auto subbed to

Browse r/all and repost popular links from the smaller subreddits to the one of the subreddits you are auto subbed to Actual Advice Mallard
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If you don't want your glasses to fog up on you walk backwards through the entrance of the building

If you don't want your glasses to fog up on you walk backwards through the entrance of the building Actual Advice Mallard
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middle clicking a link opens it in a new tab

middle clicking a link opens it in a new tab Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to increase your chances of getting a rental apartment Ask the landlord how far the nearest church is even if you already know

If you want to increase your chances of getting a rental apartment Ask the landlord how far the nearest church is even if you already know Actual Advice Mallard
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