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Listen to your parents They know what they are talking about

Listen to your parents They know what they are talking about Actual Advice Mallard
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Does your stomach hurt? press on your pressure point around your wrist **warning you may have to go to the restroom**

Does your stomach hurt? press on your pressure point around your wrist **warning you may have to go to the restroom** Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to be better at talking to women? Make solid eye contact when you speak to them until they break away first

Want to be better at talking to women? Make solid eye contact when you speak to them until they break away first Actual Advice Mallard
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If your going to walk down a dark alley turn around and don't walk down the alley

If your going to walk down a dark alley turn around and don't walk down the alley Actual Advice Mallard
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walking in a scary dark area at night? stop that.

walking in a scary dark area at night? stop that. Actual Advice Mallard
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Put a cup or two of rice in your chili your chili will last longer and be more filling

Put a cup or two of rice in your chili your chili will last longer and be more filling Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to use your phone but don't want it to get wet Put it in a Ziploc bag It stays dry and you can still use the touch screen

Want to use your phone but don't want it to get wet Put it in a Ziploc bag It stays dry and you can still use the touch screen Actual Advice Mallard
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If you need to get up early in the morning, drink water before going to sleep You'll need to pee in some hours and thus get the motivation to wake up

If you need to get up early in the morning, drink water before going to sleep You'll need to pee in some hours and thus get the motivation to wake up Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't post on R/AdviceAnimals You Will Be Downvoted

Don't post on R/AdviceAnimals You Will Be Downvoted Actual Advice Mallard
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If your remote isn't working Get your phone camera out and look at the diode and check if it doesn't light up get new batteries

If your remote isn't working Get your phone camera out and look at the diode and check if it doesn't light up get new batteries Actual Advice Mallard
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