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If you're tired of the stupid fucking flair Unsub

If you're tired of the stupid fucking flair Unsub  Actual Advice Mallard

Turn your hazard lights on when you park somewhere illegally on campus People will assume you're a delivery boy and you'll buy yourself some time before getting a ticket or towed

Turn your hazard lights on when you park somewhere illegally on campus People will assume you're a delivery boy and you'll buy yourself some time before getting a ticket or towed  Actual Advice Mallard

IF YOU THROW AROUND THE WORD "ALPHA" A LOT YOU PROBABLY AREN'T ONE

IF YOU THROW AROUND THE WORD

Once a Pizza Hut Always a Pizza Hut

Once a Pizza Hut Always a Pizza Hut  Actual Advice Mallard

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Not getting any upvotes? Complain about it via meme  Actual Advice Mallard

ALAN BUGATTI

ALAN BUGATTI  Actual Advice Mallard

if you are getting road head stay in the right lane

if you are getting road head stay in the right lane  Actual Advice Mallard

When you put a condom on the side with the logo is the side facing her when putting it on

When you put a condom on the side with the logo is the side facing her when putting it on  Actual Advice Mallard

Leave your blinds open The sunlight will help wake you up and you'll be in a better mood

Leave your blinds open The sunlight will help wake you up and you'll be in a better mood  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't take dating advice from autistic nerds who talk through animals

Don't take dating advice from autistic nerds who talk through animals  Actual Advice Mallard
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