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THROW ALL YOUR BACON ONTO A BAKING TREY. COOK AT 400 FOR 20 MINUTES

THROW ALL YOUR BACON ONTO A BAKING TREY. COOK AT 400 FOR 20 MINUTES Actual Advice Mallard
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stop taking advice from me i'm a goddamn duck

stop taking advice from me i'm a goddamn duck Actual Advice Mallard
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When chopping hot peppers or anything spicy Wash your hands before going to the bathroom.

When chopping hot peppers or anything spicy Wash your hands before going to the bathroom. Actual Advice Mallard
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Shut up and do your job

Shut up and do your job Actual Advice Mallard
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If you finish your gen-eds and still don't know what you want to major in, take a leave of absence and figure it out it'll give you a clear perspective on what you want to do with your life, and you won't waste thousands of dollars on something you might

If you finish your gen-eds and still don't know what you want to major in, take a leave of absence and figure it out it'll give you a clear perspective on what you want to do with your life, and you won't waste thousands of dollars on something you might Actual Advice Mallard
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cant seem to get upvotes? lie and repost like everyone else

cant seem to get upvotes? lie and repost like everyone else Actual Advice Mallard
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sell you text books on ebay or amazon. you'll get more money than your school's bookstore will give you and someone else will save money from not buying books from their school's store.

sell you text books on ebay or amazon. you'll get more money than your school's bookstore will give you and someone else will save money from not buying books from their school's store. Actual Advice Mallard
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Suicidal thoughts are not the biggest risk factor for suicide, and are relatively common Though if you've had previous attempts, or you do find yourself concocting a realistic plan, there are many avenues for help

Suicidal thoughts are not the biggest risk factor for suicide, and are relatively common Though if you've had previous attempts, or you do find yourself concocting a realistic plan, there are many avenues for help Actual Advice Mallard
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If you accidentally scroll to the top of Reddit Hold down tab for super fast and accurate scrolling

If you accidentally scroll to the top of Reddit Hold down tab for super fast and accurate scrolling Actual Advice Mallard
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Do not talk or clap constantly during a movie You will piss everyone off You will be reported to theater management And I will find you...

Do not talk or clap constantly during a movie You will piss everyone off You will be reported to theater management And I will find you... Actual Advice Mallard
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