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Cant use wikipedia? Thefreedictionary.com copies articles from wikipedia, and you'll look credible!

Cant use wikipedia? Thefreedictionary.com copies articles from wikipedia, and you'll look credible! Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're next up in a long line of people waiting to order lunch during finals, Get off the fucking phone before i stab you in the neck

If you're next up in a long line of people waiting to order lunch during finals, Get off the fucking phone before i stab you in the neck Actual Advice Mallard
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Get rid of your "Fat Clothes" as soon as you grow out of them. It will be easier to keep yourself accountable and cheaper than buying bulkier clothes.

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Tired? Depressed? Lacking a sex drive? Have no motivation? Get up off your fatass and hit the gym.

Tired? Depressed? Lacking a sex drive? Have no motivation? Get up off your fatass and hit the gym. Actual Advice Mallard
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"Do you have a rubber?" Doesn't mean the same in the usa
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Tired of your Actual Advice Mallard's not being upvoted? Switch to Malicious Advice Mallard. People won't nitpick as much.

Tired of your Actual Advice Mallard's not being upvoted? Switch to Malicious Advice Mallard. People won't nitpick as much. Actual Advice Mallard
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When your hungover drink water Because your dehydrated from the alchohol

When your hungover drink water Because your dehydrated from the alchohol Actual Advice Mallard
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If someone asks you what you said rePEAT IT in a LOUDER voice

If someone asks you what you said rePEAT IT in a LOUDER voice Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're selling something on craigslist leave your phone number

If you're selling something on craigslist leave your phone number Actual Advice Mallard
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Do not click NSFW links On april 1st

Do not click NSFW links On april 1st Actual Advice Mallard
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