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If you still want to text her after you masturbate Go buy the ring

If you still want to text her after you masturbate Go buy the ring  Actual Advice Mallard

No matter how much you love the person Don't get married before 25

No matter how much you love the person  Don't get married before 25  Actual Advice Mallard

Whenever I see my post down voted for no reason I look for other comments unreasonably down voted and up vote them

Whenever I see my post down voted for no reason I look for other comments unreasonably down voted and up vote them  Actual Advice Mallard

(fixed) Clean your room The results are inexplicably positive

(fixed) Clean your room The results are inexplicably positive  Actual Advice Mallard

Unless a post about orangered or periwinkle has a nsfw tag don't bother clicking it

Unless a post about orangered or periwinkle has a nsfw tag don't bother clicking it  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't misuse this meme The number of people who do it is too damn high.

Don't misuse this meme The number of people who do it is too damn high.   Actual Advice Mallard

You want to make your crush curious Text someone infront of her/him and smile while you do it P.S. don't let them see who/what are you texting

You want to make your crush curious Text someone infront of her/him and smile while you do it P.S. don't let them see who/what are you texting  Actual Advice Mallard

If You Want to have a good time at college without going to parties at least get the fuck out of your dorm room and meet people.

If You Want to have a good time at college without going to parties at least get the fuck out of your dorm room and meet people.  Actual Advice Mallard

if you're trying to get a girl to like you invite her over for movies and homemade dinner

if you're trying to get a girl to like you invite her over for movies and homemade dinner  Actual Advice Mallard

get out of this subreddit

 get out of this subreddit  Actual Advice Mallard
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