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If you want to have a happy relationship stop thinking it's bad if it isn't

If you want to have a happy relationship stop thinking it's bad if it isn't Actual Advice Mallard
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Start watching HIMYM

Start watching HIMYM Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to be noticed by bill gates don't buy him gold Get Off Your ass and do something worth being noticed

If you want to be noticed by bill gates don't buy him gold Get Off Your ass and do something worth being noticed Actual Advice Mallard
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You don't have to pass on your prejudices Your kids will be better off without them

You don't have to pass on your prejudices Your kids will be better off without them Actual Advice Mallard
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drink with your left hand That way your right hand wont be cold when shaking hands

drink with your left hand That way your right hand wont be cold when shaking hands Actual Advice Mallard
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Buy Guinness and Jameson Today. Quack!

Buy Guinness and Jameson Today. Quack! Actual Advice Mallard
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If you need to drop a clinker and you're afraid of splash back Throw a few sheets of toilet paper on top of the water first

If you need to drop a clinker and you're afraid of splash back Throw a few sheets of toilet paper on top of the water first Actual Advice Mallard
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If youre making an embarrassing puchase Just fucking buy it, youre probably not the first person to buy it and wont be the last

If youre making an embarrassing puchase Just fucking buy it, youre probably not the first person to buy it and wont be the last Actual Advice Mallard
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If you feel embarrassed buying something at a store Buy a birthday card with it, the cashier will think it's a gag gift.

If you feel embarrassed buying something at a store Buy a birthday card with it, the cashier will think it's a gag gift. Actual Advice Mallard
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Want a girlfriend? then stop masturbating and get a girlfriend.

Want a girlfriend? then stop masturbating and get a girlfriend. Actual Advice Mallard
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