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dont put "best troll ever" in your posts title as it will encourage downvotes

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struggling through depression? plant a garden and watch life grow.

struggling through depression? plant a garden and watch life grow.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are sent a suspicious video Turn off the volume and play it in a small window

If you are sent a suspicious video Turn off the volume and play it in a small window  Actual Advice Mallard

DUCKS BE LIKE QUACKY QUACK QUACK BITCH

DUCKS BE LIKE QUACKY QUACK QUACK BITCH  Actual Advice Mallard

Think you might have a cut in your mouth? Eat an orange. You'll find out.

Think you might have a cut in your mouth? Eat an orange. You'll find out.  Actual Advice Mallard

Has a strongly held opinion Tries to pass it off as advice

Has a strongly held opinion Tries to pass it off as advice  Actual Advice Mallard

wash your hands after using the bathroom

wash your hands after using the bathroom  Actual Advice Mallard

If your step kids have a good dad that is in there life Dont try to be a dad

If your step kids have a good dad that is in there life Dont try to be a dad  Actual Advice Mallard

If you aren't honest with your friends about what pisses you off. Then your friends will continue to piss you off and wonder why you are such an asshole to them.

If you aren't honest with your friends about what pisses you off. Then your friends will continue to piss you off and wonder why you are such an asshole to them.  Actual Advice Mallard

if you approach a group of girls at a dance always ask the second prettiest one to dance

if you approach a group of girls at a dance always ask the second prettiest one to dance  Actual Advice Mallard
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