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If you don't know how to cook anything at least teach yourself how to make some kind of breakfast It'll be the last thing she remembers you by before she leaves, and it'll be much more impressive than last nights drunken sex

If you don't know how to cook anything at least teach yourself how to make some kind of breakfast It'll be the last thing she remembers you by before she leaves, and it'll be much more impressive than last nights drunken sex Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want reddit gold Just mention reddit gold in an askreddit

If you want reddit gold Just mention reddit gold in an askreddit Actual Advice Mallard
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If you get confused while using automated customer service Pressing '0' typically gets you directly to a live operator

If you get confused while using automated customer service Pressing '0' typically gets you directly to a live operator Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're taking relationship advice from an internet meme your Significant other should probably break up with you

If you're taking relationship advice from an internet meme your Significant other should probably break up with you Actual Advice Mallard
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Turn off the light in your room and turn on one outside Flys are attracted to the light and will fly right out of your room

Turn off the light in your room and turn on one outside Flys are attracted to the light and will fly right out of your room Actual Advice Mallard
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If your significant other comes to visit you Log out of Reddit before they travel back to where they came from

If your significant other comes to visit you Log out of Reddit before they travel back to where they came from Actual Advice Mallard
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What to give the man who has everything? a blowjob, that's what.

What to give the man who has everything? a blowjob, that's what. Actual Advice Mallard
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Use DuckDuckGo.com as your search engine They don't store any personal information or search histories

Use DuckDuckGo.com as your search engine They don't store any personal information or search histories Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to be a better cook Just cook more from scratch. It's not difficult and the internet has almost every fucking cookbook ever for free.

If you want to be a better cook Just cook more from scratch. It's not difficult and the internet has almost every fucking cookbook ever for free. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have to tell your SO to quit talking/flirting with another individual Chances are you shouldn't be dating them

If you have to tell your SO to quit talking/flirting with another individual Chances are you shouldn't be dating them Actual Advice Mallard
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