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If your going to argue with your significant other while your child is sleeping dont. They're probably faking it.

If your going to argue with your significant other while your child is sleeping dont. They're probably faking it.   Actual Advice Mallard

Don't tell people not go grow mustaches Just because you don't like them

Don't tell people not go grow mustaches   Just because you don't like them   Actual Advice Mallard

Don't go to jail in Germany.

Don't go to jail in Germany.   Actual Advice Mallard

At the end of the day, human resources is there to protect the company Not you

At the end of the day, human resources is there to protect the company Not you  Actual Advice Mallard

obvious bullshit that everyone fucking knows

obvious bullshit that everyone fucking knows  Actual Advice Mallard

Wife sees preschool as free time for stay at home dad free time to do shit wife wants done

Wife sees preschool as free time for stay at home dad free time to do shit wife wants done  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're getting passed on the right you're driving too slow for your lane, move over

If you're getting passed on the right you're driving too slow for your lane, move over  Actual Advice Mallard

stop talking about the zimmerman case you're not going to change anyone's mind and you will just aggravate people

stop talking about the zimmerman case you're not going to change anyone's mind and you will just aggravate people  Actual Advice Mallard

don't accept government assistance unless your life depends on it it will make you a slave to politicians

don't accept government assistance unless your life depends on it it will make you a slave to politicians  Actual Advice Mallard

If you can't dazzle people with brilliance baffle them with bullshit

If you can't dazzle people with brilliance baffle them with bullshit  Actual Advice Mallard
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