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don't tell a guy he has a baby face they hate that

don't tell a guy he has a baby face they hate that Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't put your hands anywhere you wouldn't put your dick

Don't put your hands anywhere you wouldn't put your dick Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're interested in a cute girl Wait till the moulting season in June and strut that plummage, cause you're worth it

If you're interested in a cute girl Wait till the moulting season in June and strut that plummage, cause you're worth it Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't stand around taking pictures and video. help them.

Don't stand around taking pictures and video. help them. Actual Advice Mallard
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Never be the smartest person in a room

Never be the smartest person in a room Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't get so wrapped up in taking care of your wife that you forget to actually love her

Don't get so wrapped up in taking care of your wife that you forget to actually love her Actual Advice Mallard
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a corporate quality assurance program is just company sanctioned micro management

a corporate quality assurance program is just company sanctioned micro management Actual Advice Mallard
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when a friend comes to you with something on their mind, tell them to tell you everything without stopping they will be more calm by the time they are done and you will look like the good friend for lending a listening ear

when a friend comes to you with something on their mind, tell them to tell you everything without stopping they will be more calm by the time they are done and you will look like the good friend for lending a listening ear Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't start out a comment with "You do realize that" It make you sound like an insufferable douche

Don't start out a comment with
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If the butter packets at the restaurant are frozen Hold them between your hands for a minute or two, it will defrost them quickly

If the butter packets at the restaurant are frozen Hold them between your hands for a minute or two, it will defrost them quickly Actual Advice Mallard
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