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Turn your iPod to full volume and set it speaker-side down in a cup holder The sound will be amplified to create a de facto speaker

Turn your iPod to full volume and set it speaker-side down in a cup holder The sound will be amplified to create a de facto speaker Actual Advice Mallard
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If you can't find one of your socks check inside your duvet cover

If you can't find one of your socks check inside your duvet cover Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't be a douche bring a towel

Don't be a douche bring a towel Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have to poo or pee Use the toilet

If you have to poo or pee Use the toilet Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're in a passing lane and someone approaches you quickly from the rear It's time for you to merge to the slower lanes

If you're in a passing lane and someone approaches you quickly from the rear It's time for you to merge to the slower lanes Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to mandate tips for your servers add it to the price of the meal so it is not optional

If you want to mandate tips for your servers add it to the price of the meal so it is not optional Actual Advice Mallard
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Shower with colder water You will waste less time in the shower and also save money on your hot water bill.

Shower with colder water You will waste less time in the shower and also save money on your hot water bill. Actual Advice Mallard
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Wear dark underwear So no one can see the smears

Wear dark underwear So no one can see the smears Actual Advice Mallard
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there is a knob to the left of your steering wheel it's called a "turn signal" and should be used when making abrupt lane changes

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When making a left turn on a two-lane road Pull your car to the leftmost part of the lane so the drivers behind you can go around without disrupting the flow of traffic while you wait

When making a left turn on a two-lane road Pull your car to the leftmost part of the lane so the drivers behind you can go around without disrupting the flow of traffic while you wait Actual Advice Mallard
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