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DON'T take advice from ducks

DON'T  take advice from ducks  Actual Advice Mallard

If you’re easily offended... Don’t go to /r/imgoingtohellforthis today.

If you’re easily offended... Don’t go to /r/imgoingtohellforthis today.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are thinking about getting a tattoo Sleep on it for a couple of months

If you are thinking about getting a tattoo Sleep on it for a couple of months  Actual Advice Mallard

if you see a fertilizer plant on fire put your phone down and get the hell away from there

if you see a fertilizer plant on fire put your phone down and get the hell away from there  Actual Advice Mallard

If someone has been depressed, don't keep asking them if they 'feel better' It only reminds them about being depressed. Instead, do something to get their mind off it

If someone has been depressed, don't keep asking them if they 'feel better' It only reminds them about being depressed. Instead, do something to get their mind off it  Actual Advice Mallard

I dont always get hooked But when I do.. its on quack

I dont always get hooked But when I do.. its on quack  Actual Advice Mallard

If you take adderall to study for finals Don't open reddit To Stanford fans:

If you take adderall to study for finals Don't open reddit To Stanford fans:  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're driving at dusk or at night turn on your god damn lights on

If you're driving at dusk 
or at night turn on your god damn 
lights on  Actual Advice Mallard

The moment you think it would be a good idea to withdraw money from the ATM at the casino It's time to leave the casino

The moment you think it would be a good idea to withdraw money from the ATM at the casino It's time to leave the casino  Actual Advice Mallard

When standing in line at the grocery store look up coupons using your smartphone on items you're about to purchase

When standing in line at the grocery store look up coupons using your smartphone on items you're about to purchase  Actual Advice Mallard
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