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Don't eat junk food from greedy corporations their shitty quality ingredients are gonna kill you painfully and slowly. they provide shitty jobs for the society and they destroy the environment

Don't eat junk food from greedy corporations their shitty quality ingredients are gonna kill you painfully and slowly. they provide shitty jobs for the society and they destroy the environment Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're ever homeless Clean yourself up and get a job.

If you're ever homeless Clean yourself up and get a job. Actual Advice Mallard
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You can iron damp clothes When you don't have time to let them dry completely

You can iron damp clothes When you don't have time to let them dry completely Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are too late for work, stop breathing for a minute. When they see your red head they belive you ran to come in time

If you are too late for work, stop breathing for a minute. When they see your red head they belive you ran to come in time Actual Advice Mallard
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Using self checkout and forgot your stop n shop card? hit produce look-up. Theres a generic card button.

Using self checkout and forgot your stop n shop card? hit produce look-up. Theres a generic card button. Actual Advice Mallard
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Made a spelling misstake? "I'm German"

Made a spelling misstake?
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If your original post doesn't do well It's OK to repost it a few days later with a new title

If your original post doesn't do well It's OK to repost it a few days later with a new title Actual Advice Mallard
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just let new redditors figure it out so every other post isn't about them

just let new redditors figure it out so every other post isn't about them Actual Advice Mallard
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Keep a spare snow brush in your house It will keep the snow out of your car

Keep a spare snow brush in your house It will keep the snow out of your car Actual Advice Mallard
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If you shave your ass hair Your farts will be really, really loud

If you shave your ass hair Your farts will be really, really loud Actual Advice Mallard
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