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When walking on ice walk toe to heel; you'll be less likely to slip

When walking on ice walk toe to heel; you'll be less likely to slip Actual Advice Mallard
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When picking up friends at the airport by car Ask them to meet you at the departures section instead of arrivals

When picking up friends at the airport by car Ask them to meet you at the departures section instead of arrivals Actual Advice Mallard
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If you ever start a story "im not sure you'll find this funny" STAHP. NO ONE WILL LAUGH.

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If you want to get some karma Go to /r/Buddhism/

If you want to get some karma Go to /r/Buddhism/ Actual Advice Mallard
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Press tab too many times? Press Shift+tab to go back

Press tab too many times? Press Shift+tab to go back Actual Advice Mallard
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Cooking something where you need to hold the food with toothpicks? Count them when you place them so you know how many to remove after cooking

Cooking something where you need to hold the food with toothpicks? Count them when you place them so you know how many to remove after cooking Actual Advice Mallard
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Need a single paperclip for no apparent reason? Stapling a pen will isolate that one individual staple you need.

Need a single paperclip for no apparent reason? Stapling a pen will isolate that one individual staple you need. Actual Advice Mallard
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Afraid to touch something because of static electricity? Just touch it with your fingernail first and it will deaden the feeling.

Afraid to touch something because of static electricity? Just touch it with your fingernail first and it will deaden the feeling. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're going to repost, say "this gets me every time" in the title. people will ignore the fact that it is a repost.

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Don't move in with your grandparents You'll find out they're racist.

Don't move in with your grandparents You'll find out they're racist. Actual Advice Mallard
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