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Instead of an expensive dinner, roses, and chocolates lay by the fireplace with barry white music, give her a slow full body massage, and make passionate love

Instead of an expensive dinner, roses, and chocolates lay by the fireplace with barry white music, give her a slow full body massage, and make passionate love Actual Advice Mallard
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Put on your socks before your underwear It prevents bacteria from traveling from your feet to your genitals

Put on your socks before your underwear It prevents bacteria from traveling from your feet to your genitals Actual Advice Mallard
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If you catch a shiney magikarp Give it an everstone

If you catch a shiney magikarp Give it an everstone Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have a short attention span but want to give your bf head Do it as soon as you wake up, he wont last as long and he will be happy all day

If you have a short attention span but want to give your bf head Do it as soon as you wake up, he wont last as long and he will be happy all day Actual Advice Mallard
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drink iced water instead of soda when eating pizza it brings out the flavor instead of masking it with sugar

drink iced water instead of soda when eating pizza it brings out the flavor instead of masking it with sugar Actual Advice Mallard
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you can find out if you have friends for next semesters classes if you go to blackboard>communication>select users

you can find out if you have friends for next semesters classes if you go to blackboard>communication>select users Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't take advice from me I am a duck.

Don't take advice from me I am a duck. Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to enjoy reddit more and have more free time? Unsubscribe from r/adviceanimals and r/atheism.

Want to enjoy reddit more and have more free time? Unsubscribe from r/adviceanimals and r/atheism. Actual Advice Mallard
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No one has it all figured out

No one has it all figured out Actual Advice Mallard
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if you stare at each other's elbows a high 5 will never fail

if you stare at each other's elbows a high 5 will never fail Actual Advice Mallard
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