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If you ever see cars ahead of you suddenly hit the break for a second on a expressway most likely there is a cop using his speed radar

If you ever see cars ahead of you suddenly hit the break for a second on a expressway most likely there is a cop using his speed radar  Actual Advice Mallard

You shouldn't be smoking weed yet becaue soon it will be every single day

You shouldn't be smoking weed yet becaue soon it will be every single day  Actual Advice Mallard

IF YOU WANT MORE KARMA STEAL FROM R/LIFEPROTIPS

IF YOU WANT MORE KARMA STEAL FROM R/LIFEPROTIPS  Actual Advice Mallard

to escape the friendzone you need to be nicer to her

to escape the friendzone you need to be nicer to her  Actual Advice Mallard

Before sitting in public bathroom First check to make sure there's enough toilet paper

Before sitting in public bathroom First check to make sure there's enough toilet paper  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't start your post with "It's my cake day..." We can see it's your cake day by the slice of cake image next to your name

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If a love interest says they've been tested Ask if they've gotten the results back

If a love interest says they've been tested Ask if they've gotten the results back   Actual Advice Mallard

If you're in trouble dont yell help yell fire, people are more likely to come to your aid

If you're in trouble dont yell help yell fire, people are more likely to come to your aid  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want a shot at anal bring chocolate

If you want a shot at anal bring chocolate  Actual Advice Mallard
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