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Closed a window on accident? ctrl+shift n

Closed a window on accident? ctrl+shift n   Actual Advice Mallard

Calling someone ghetto is only appropriate when they are white

Calling someone ghetto is only appropriate when they are white  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have problems with body odor Trim your armpit hair

If you have problems 
with body odor Trim your armpit hair  Actual Advice Mallard

A friend wants to borrow something from you? Make him pay full price as if he was bying it, then give him the money back once you get it back.

A friend wants to borrow something from you? Make him pay full price as if he was bying it, then give him the money back once you get it back.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're at a manual urinal and you need to go fast hold the lever down and pee your heart out. It'll mask the sound

If you're at a manual urinal and you need to go fast hold the lever down and pee your heart out. It'll mask the sound  Actual Advice Mallard

your alarm clock will wake you up

your alarm clock will wake you up   Actual Advice Mallard

If you have to make someone love you Then it's not love

If you have to make someone love you Then it's not love  Actual Advice Mallard

if you're going to throw a surprise party for your boss get permission from your company directors first

if you're going to throw a surprise party for your boss get permission from your company directors first  Actual Advice Mallard

suffering from athletes foot or bad foot odor use arm and hammer or similar powder instead

suffering from athletes foot or bad  foot odor use arm and hammer or similar powder instead  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are looking for a girlfriend with big boobs go to /r/bigboobproblems where girls list their location and bra size.

If you are looking for a girlfriend with big boobs go to /r/bigboobproblems where girls list their location and bra size.   Actual Advice Mallard
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