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If you need Reddit to be funny you obviously weren't the funny one of the group

If you need Reddit to be funny you obviously weren't the funny one of the group  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want updates on the safe Go to /r/WhatsInThisThing

If you want updates on the safe Go to /r/WhatsInThisThing  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't ever Trust a fart.

Don't ever Trust a fart.  Actual Advice Mallard

Common sense

Common sense  Actual Advice Mallard

if you feel comfortable enough to fart in front of a girl you are probably in love with her

if you feel comfortable enough to fart in front of a girl you are probably in love with her  Actual Advice Mallard

When turning on a laptop after its been sleeping plug in headphones to prevent audio from playing out loud

When turning on a laptop after its been sleeping plug in headphones to prevent audio from playing out loud  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have a nice rack don't wear a sweatshirt everyday

If you have a nice rack don't wear a sweatshirt everyday  Actual Advice Mallard

if you're parallel parking and having trouble squeezing in to the spot use a building window's reflection to see how much space you have behind you

if you're parallel parking and having trouble squeezing in to the spot use a building window's reflection to see how much space you have behind you  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't talk about people behind their backs

Don't talk about people behind their backs   Actual Advice Mallard

Jacket sleeves too long? Wear large gloves it won't be so obvious.

Jacket sleeves too long? Wear large gloves it won't be so obvious.  Actual Advice Mallard
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