Actual Advice Mallard

   Actual Advice Mallard

Don't stand so close to the screen The Light Gun works better from a distance

Don't stand so close to the screen The Light Gun works better from a distance   Actual Advice Mallard

If the casting director of a modeling agency has a leather couch in his office don't have sex with him

If the casting director of a modeling agency has a leather couch in his office don't have sex with him  Actual Advice Mallard

Someone already made the comment you wanted to make? Just wait for the repost to make its way back around

Someone already made the comment you wanted to make? Just wait for the repost to make its way back around  Actual Advice Mallard

want to know what your breath smells like to other people? floss your teeth, then smell the string.

want to know what your breath smells like to other people? floss your teeth, then smell the string.  Actual Advice Mallard

Feel like sneezing, but can't get it out? Look up at a bright light, it will trigger the sneeze

Feel like sneezing, but can't get it out? Look up at a bright light, it will trigger the sneeze  Actual Advice Mallard

If you think your wife could be cheating on you ask her

If you think your wife could be cheating on you ask her  Actual Advice Mallard

don't look at the serving size for girl scout cookies

don't look at the serving size for girl scout cookies  Actual Advice Mallard

Got the Hiccups? Take big long deep breaths, they will go away.

Got the Hiccups? Take big long deep breaths, they will go away.  Actual Advice Mallard

always make sure you have milk and a clean spoon before you pour your cereal

always make sure you have milk and a clean spoon before you pour your cereal  Actual Advice Mallard
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