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If you're ordering food at subway with your girlfriend and the cashier thinks you two are seperate make sure everyone knows she belongs to you

If you're ordering food at subway with your girlfriend and the cashier thinks you two are seperate make sure everyone knows she belongs to you Actual Advice Mallard
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It's best to lose your virginity to a virgin that way you won't feel intimidated

It's best to lose your virginity to a virgin that way you won't feel intimidated Actual Advice Mallard
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It doesn't matter if its April Fools' Day None of you actually listen to me anyway.

It doesn't matter if its April Fools' Day None of you actually listen to me anyway. Actual Advice Mallard
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if you can use a big word or a small word use the small one. more people will understand and respect you.

if you can use a big word or a small word use the small one. more people will understand and respect you. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't want to be interrupted during your elevator ride? Hold the close door button.

Don't want to be interrupted during your elevator ride? Hold the close door button. Actual Advice Mallard
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Motel rooms usually don't have freezers. Just fill the sink with ice. Use the shower to wash your hands.

Motel rooms usually don't have freezers. Just fill the sink with ice. Use the shower to wash your hands. Actual Advice Mallard
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If your calculator dies on you during a test Open up the back and turn the batteries around to revive it

If your calculator dies on you during a test Open up the back and turn the batteries around to revive it Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to see ppl of the opposite sex take public transportation instead of driving by yourself

If you want to see ppl of the opposite sex take public transportation instead of driving by yourself Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are about to cheat on your significant other don't

If you are about to cheat on your significant other don't Actual Advice Mallard
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if your girlfriend likes nickelback she should no longer be your girlfriend

if your girlfriend likes nickelback she should no longer be your girlfriend Actual Advice Mallard
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