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pull the ring pull off your can at a party to identify it as yours

pull the ring pull off your can at a party to identify it as yours Actual Advice Mallard
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If your dog can't find the food you threw down pretend to throw it in the same spot and they'll see it

If your dog can't find the food you threw down pretend to throw it in the same spot and they'll see it Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have trouble waking up in the morning, sleep with the blinds open It makes it easier to get up and functions as an internal alarm clock

If you have trouble waking up in the morning, sleep with the blinds open It makes it easier to get up and functions as an internal alarm clock Actual Advice Mallard
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There's a reason toys meant to go up asses have flared bases. Always best to stick with items designed for asses.

There's a reason toys meant to go up asses have flared bases. Always best to stick with items designed for asses. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're unsure about posting on r/Gonewild Just title it: first time be nice, I know I'm not pretty

If you're unsure about posting on r/Gonewild Just title it: first time be nice, I know I'm not pretty Actual Advice Mallard
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if you're in a group of people and something funny happens, take note of who looks at you while everyone is laughing The person looking at you finds you attractive. They want to know that the person they care about is enjoying the same thing as them

if you're in a group of people and something funny happens, take note of who looks at you while everyone is laughing The person looking at you finds you attractive. They want to know that the person they care about is enjoying the same thing as them Actual Advice Mallard
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If you find yourself in a fair and equal fight.. You have both fucked up

If you find yourself in a fair and equal fight.. You have both fucked up Actual Advice Mallard
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Get a small flashlight for your keychain or purse. It will come in handy more often than you would imagine

Get a small flashlight for your keychain or purse. It will come in handy more often than you would imagine Actual Advice Mallard
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before you downvote an actual advice mallard because it isn't funny remember that its primary goal is to give actual advice, not make you laugh.

before you downvote an actual advice mallard because it isn't funny remember that its primary goal is to give actual advice, not make you laugh. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you plan on pulling out avoid the cowgirl position

If you plan on pulling out avoid the cowgirl position Actual Advice Mallard
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