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Don't order the recommended item at the drive up It's been under the lights since morning

Don't order the recommended item at the drive up It's been under the lights since morning  Actual Advice Mallard

Make your booze purchases with cash Bar and liquor store purchases can lower your credit score

Make your booze purchases with cash Bar and liquor store purchases can lower your credit score  Actual Advice Mallard

Want Internet/tv/phone salespeople to leave you alone? Tell them they're your current provider

Want Internet/tv/phone salespeople to leave you alone? Tell them they're your current provider  Actual Advice Mallard

Open the door for women It's the only time you can stare at their ass and be consider a gentlemen

Open the door for women It's the only time you can stare at their ass and be consider a gentlemen  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to download a youtube video Replace "youtube" with "voobys" in the url

If you want to download a youtube video Replace

use a condom

 use a condom  Actual Advice Mallard

If a duck tells you that you can't have a good relationship without enjoying being single Maybe I will find that duck next hunting season. My wife makes a mean duck breast on rice

If a duck tells you that you can't have a good relationship without enjoying being single Maybe I will find that duck next hunting season. My wife makes a mean duck breast on rice  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't be afraid to take out a student loan It's the best interest rate you're ever going to get.

Don't be afraid to take out a student loan It's the best interest rate you're ever going to get.   Actual Advice Mallard

Marry the person Who Offends you least

Marry the person Who Offends you least  Actual Advice Mallard

If someone is borrowing your phone by the pool They're probably plotting to push you in

If someone is borrowing your phone by the pool They're probably plotting to push you in  Actual Advice Mallard
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