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WHAT'S WORSE THAN TREATING A GIRL LIKE SHIT? TREATING HER LIKE SHE'S BETTER THAN YOU

WHAT'S WORSE THAN TREATING A GIRL LIKE SHIT? TREATING HER LIKE SHE'S BETTER THAN YOU  Actual Advice Mallard

IF something is important You make time for it.

IF something is important You make time for it.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't go grocery shopping IF YOU ARE HUNGRY

Don't go grocery shopping IF YOU ARE HUNGRY  Actual Advice Mallard

thinking about getting a tattoo? wait until you're 30

thinking about getting a tattoo? wait until you're 30  Actual Advice Mallard

Writing a long paper for a class and turning it in as a print-out? Add .05 to the line spacing - most professors cannot tell the difference and it adds 1 extra line for every 20 ordinary lines!

Writing a long paper for a class and turning it in as a print-out? Add .05 to the line spacing - most professors cannot tell the difference and it adds 1 extra line for every 20 ordinary lines!  Actual Advice Mallard

When buying airline tickets online, go to a competitior's website The other airline will recognize it's competitor and give you a discount

When buying airline tickets online, go to a competitior's website The other airline will recognize it's competitor and give you a discount   Actual Advice Mallard

If it ain't broke Don't fix it

If it ain't broke Don't fix it  Actual Advice Mallard

When prepping dog food, if you mix canned with dry put the canned in the bowl first and cover it with dry. No stirring and the puppy gets a treasure hunt.

When prepping dog food, if you mix canned with dry put the canned in the bowl first and cover it with dry. No stirring and the puppy gets a treasure hunt.  Actual Advice Mallard

Open a banana from the bottom it will give you a natural handle, help prevent the strips and get rid of the black bit

Open a banana from the bottom it will give you a natural handle, help prevent the strips and get rid of the black bit  Actual Advice Mallard

If you wanna know if a guy is good in bed, fuck him.

If you wanna know if a guy is good in bed, fuck him.  Actual Advice Mallard
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