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This meme is about giving people advice Not teaching basic manners

This meme is about giving people advice Not teaching basic manners  Actual Advice Mallard

if the tops of your tart shells are uneven or jagged use your microplane to file them down

if the tops of your tart shells are uneven or jagged use your microplane to file them down  Actual Advice Mallard

If you plan to kill someone stock up on vinegar it can be evaporated down into a strong acid and used to dissolve the body

If you plan to kill someone stock up on vinegar it can be evaporated down into a strong acid and used to dissolve the body  Actual Advice Mallard

If you plan on writing a dissertation over 5 years back that shit up

If you plan on writing a dissertation over 5 years  back that shit up  Actual Advice Mallard

if you're thinking about hooking up with a roommate Don't

if you're thinking about hooking up with  a roommate Don't  Actual Advice Mallard

If you plan to leave the house with an important item and are worried you might forget it Leave your car keys near this item to make sure you don't leave it behind

If you plan to leave the house with an important item and are worried you might forget it Leave your car keys near this item to make sure you don't leave it behind  Actual Advice Mallard

If it is Nsfw It is Not safe for class

If it is Nsfw It is Not safe for class  Actual Advice Mallard

When meeting someone new, remove a 5 dollar bill from your pocket and pretend to pick it up near them. If they claim that they dropped it, they are dishonest . If they don't claim it, they are honest.

When meeting someone new, remove a 5 dollar bill from your pocket and pretend to pick it up near them. If they claim that they dropped it, they are dishonest . If they don't claim it, they are honest.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you just met a girl and you are touching her you are being creepy

If you just met a girl and you are touching her you are being creepy  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to make your house smell good? grind lemon rinds in the garbage disposal

Want to make your house smell good? grind lemon rinds in the garbage disposal  Actual Advice Mallard
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