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have an inexpensive wedding,honeymoon and buy a very cheap house. Save your money for the divorce

have an inexpensive wedding,honeymoon and buy a very cheap house. Save your money for the divorce Actual Advice Mallard
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GIRLS DON'T LIKE GIVING BLOWJOBS

GIRLS DON'T LIKE GIVING BLOWJOBS Actual Advice Mallard
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If you can't spell a word Just use a synanym another word

If you can't spell a word Just use a synanym another word Actual Advice Mallard
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When The Teacher is in the room Never be the first to turn in the test. You'll look like you rushed to win.

When The Teacher is in the room Never be the first to turn in the test. You'll look like you rushed to win. Actual Advice Mallard
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WHEN A GUY IS NICE ENOUGH TO COMPLIMENT YOU TAKE THE FUCKING COMPLIMENT.

WHEN A GUY IS NICE ENOUGH TO COMPLIMENT YOU TAKE THE FUCKING COMPLIMENT. Actual Advice Mallard
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If your shower curtain doesn't open smoothly Put WD40 or vegetable oil on a paper towel and run it over the top of the shower curtain rod.

If your shower curtain doesn't open smoothly Put WD40 or vegetable oil on a paper towel and run it over the top of the shower curtain rod. Actual Advice Mallard
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As a front seat passenger, never put your feet up on the dashboard I just cleaned the fucking thing and it's cleaner than your disgusting-ass feet

As a front seat passenger, never put your feet up on the dashboard I just cleaned the fucking thing and it's cleaner than your disgusting-ass feet Actual Advice Mallard
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If you whine about downvotes You will get downvotes

If you whine about downvotes You will get downvotes Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't go on r/wtf at school

Don't go on r/wtf at school Actual Advice Mallard
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When flying commercial, for a much more luxurious feeling use tissues to wipe rather than toilet paper. they are strong enough and are usually placed better.

When flying commercial, for a much more luxurious feeling use tissues to wipe rather than toilet paper. they are strong enough and are usually placed better. Actual Advice Mallard
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