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If you put your currently popular post wherever patrick star suggest, An alaskan bull worm will crush it.

If you put your currently popular post wherever patrick star suggest, An alaskan bull worm will crush it. Actual Advice Mallard
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If your upper lip becomes sore from blowing your nose all day Place a small amount of lotion on your upper lip to cure the soreness.

If your upper lip becomes sore from blowing your nose all day Place a small amount of lotion on your upper lip to cure the soreness. Actual Advice Mallard
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Hate/Forget to clean your shower? Keep a sponge in there and clean while you shower

Hate/Forget to clean your shower? Keep a sponge in there and clean while you shower Actual Advice Mallard
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Always hit on the second hottest girl in the room every other guy will hit on the hottest, giving you space to work your game

Always hit on the second hottest girl in the room every other guy will hit on the hottest, giving you space to work your game Actual Advice Mallard
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Need a way to clean out dust and small things in your keyboard? Hold your keyboard up at an angle to your face and blow through the crevices

Need a way to clean out dust and small things in your keyboard? Hold your keyboard up at an angle to your face and blow through the crevices Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want people to like you and be amenable, get them to do favors for you rather than vice versa. "He that has once done you a Kindness will be more ready to do you another, than he whom you yourself have obliged." -Ben Franklin

If you want people to like you and be amenable, get them to do favors for you rather than vice versa.
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Instead of unsubing from subreddits and then continuing to bitch about them thus making them more homogenized Maybe you should help make them better by downvoting the bad posts and upvoting good Origional content

Instead of unsubing from subreddits and then continuing to bitch about them thus making them more homogenized Maybe you should help make them better by downvoting the bad posts and upvoting good Origional content Actual Advice Mallard
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Add a drop of tabasco sauce to ginger ale It'll make it taste better and less syrupy

Add a drop of tabasco sauce to ginger ale It'll make it taste better and less syrupy Actual Advice Mallard
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stop making these there are too fucking many

stop making these there are too fucking many Actual Advice Mallard
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Like positive thinking? Do affirmations out loud...it's more powerful

Like positive thinking? Do affirmations out loud...it's more powerful Actual Advice Mallard
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