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If your tired of splash back while sitting on the toilet Rip off some toilet paper and put it in the bowl

If your tired of splash back while sitting on the toilet Rip off some toilet paper and put it in the bowl Actual Advice Mallard
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a sock on the door is too obvious? Try a rubber band

a sock on the door is too obvious? Try a rubber band Actual Advice Mallard
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When with a new love interest, always carry with you a pack of matches this way, if you need to take a dump, strike the match, blow it out, waft the smoke around the room and effectively remove all traces of your shit

When with a new love interest, always carry with you a pack of matches this way, if you need to take a dump, strike the match, blow it out, waft the smoke around the room and effectively remove all traces of your shit Actual Advice Mallard
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See a funny post on reddit that a lot of people upvoted? post it again. people will love to see something that made them laugh a second time

See a funny post on reddit that a lot of people upvoted? post it again. people will love to see something that made them laugh a second time Actual Advice Mallard
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waiting a month between cellphone upgrades? most carriers can give you an upgrade 1 month before its due just by asking

waiting a month between cellphone upgrades? most carriers can give you an upgrade 1 month before its due just by asking Actual Advice Mallard
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If you hurt yourself near a road in Australia Crawl to the road and say a car hit you. The Government road safety authority will pay your hospital bill.

If you hurt yourself near a road in Australia Crawl to the road and say a car hit you. The Government road safety authority will pay your hospital bill. Actual Advice Mallard
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When playing zelda in SSBM Hold down "A" during the loading screen to start as sheik

When playing zelda in SSBM Hold down
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The funny thing is Advice really is more compelling when it seems to come from a mallard.

The funny thing is Advice really is more compelling when it seems to come from a mallard. Actual Advice Mallard
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You want to get that last little bit of dust onto the pan? PLACE THE PAN ON THE EDGE OF A TILE. THIS GROOVE BETWEEN THE TILES LOWERS THE PAN FOR EASY SCOOPING

You want to get that last little bit of dust onto the pan? PLACE THE PAN ON THE EDGE OF A TILE. THIS GROOVE BETWEEN THE TILES LOWERS THE PAN FOR EASY SCOOPING Actual Advice Mallard
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IF YOU WANT TO BE RICH WHEN YOU GET OLDER DON'T MARRY A WOMAN

IF YOU WANT TO BE RICH WHEN YOU GET OLDER DON'T MARRY A WOMAN Actual Advice Mallard
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