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The Key to a happy marriage Do you want to be right? or do you want to be happy?

The Key to a happy marriage Do you want to be right? or do you want to be happy? Actual Advice Mallard
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Do you like spit in your food? order your fries without salt.

Do you like spit in your food? order your fries without salt. Actual Advice Mallard
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If it's your birthday Make a meme, and post it to reddit.

If it's your birthday Make a meme, and post it to reddit. Actual Advice Mallard
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Want quick defense from zombies? Put a rope at shin level around you, zombies wont realize they will just trip over it.

Want quick defense from zombies? Put a rope at shin level around you, zombies wont realize they will just trip over it. Actual Advice Mallard
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Park next to a cart rack This way you don't leave the side of the car and you're not a douche for leaving it in a lane

Park next to a cart rack This way you don't leave the side of the car and you're not a douche for leaving it in a lane Actual Advice Mallard
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Your remote is intermittently unresponsive? Change the batteries.

Your remote is intermittently unresponsive? Change the batteries. Actual Advice Mallard
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get the heavy stuff with t.p. then finish with a baby wipe soothing and fresh

get the heavy stuff with t.p. then finish with a baby wipe soothing and fresh Actual Advice Mallard
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have to choose a line at the supermarket? take one with an old and yet known cashier

have to choose a line at the supermarket? take one with an old and yet known cashier Actual Advice Mallard
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before taking any exam go to the toilet and make sure you wipe properly

before taking any exam go to the toilet and make sure you wipe properly Actual Advice Mallard
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When on a hill keep pressing your brake and slowly let off your clutch Once your engine rpm start to drop a little, hold the clutch in that spot. when you let off the brake the clutch partly engaged will make sure you do not roll back

When on a hill keep pressing your brake and slowly let off your clutch Once your engine rpm start to drop a little, hold the clutch in that spot. when you let off the brake the clutch partly engaged will make sure you do not roll back Actual Advice Mallard
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