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Chewing bubblegum while chopping onions prevents crying.

Chewing bubblegum while chopping onions prevents crying.   Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to double dip Just flip it over and dip the side that hasn't been in your mouth

If you want to double dip Just flip it over and dip the side that hasn't been in your mouth  Actual Advice Mallard

Never fist pump transitioning out of it is impossible without looking insanely stupid

Never fist pump transitioning out of it 
is impossible
without looking insanely stupid  Actual Advice Mallard

Want Karma? Post somewhere other than r/funny

Want Karma? Post somewhere other than r/funny  Actual Advice Mallard

Take a shower And get off your fucking computer

Take a shower And get off your fucking computer  Actual Advice Mallard

Got an ink stain? Rub isopryl alcohol on it

Got an ink stain? Rub isopryl alcohol on it  Actual Advice Mallard

Need some karma? Repost something you saw on LPT using this meme

Need some karma? Repost something you saw on LPT using this meme  Actual Advice Mallard

cant open a jar because you cant get a good grip on the lid place a rubber band around it

cant open a jar because you cant get a good grip on the lid place a rubber band around it   Actual Advice Mallard

When starting a to use a new meme make sure what it is about before using it

When starting a to use a new meme make sure what it is about before using it  Actual Advice Mallard

Use a condom twice by turning it inside out give it a little rinse and you're good to go for round two

Use a condom twice by turning it inside out give it a little rinse and you're good to go for round two  Actual Advice Mallard
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