Actual Advice Mallard

during class, put your phone on airplane mode it won't ring and you'll save battery life

during class, put your phone on airplane mode it won't ring and you'll save battery life  Actual Advice Mallard

Hear good advice in real life? Make a meme and you will get karma

Hear good advice in real life? Make a meme and you will get karma  Actual Advice Mallard

Going grocery shopping? Eat some food first. You'll be less likely to buy things that you don't need.

Going grocery shopping? Eat some food first. You'll be less likely to buy things that you don't need.  Actual Advice Mallard

Take care of your body So your heart doesn't have to pick up the slack

Take care of your body So your heart doesn't have to pick up the slack  Actual Advice Mallard

Never Assume It makes an Ass of U and ME

Never Assume It makes an Ass of U and ME  Actual Advice Mallard

Need to poop privately on campus? Use the restrooms in the Family and Consumer Sciences Building.

Need to poop privately on campus? Use the restrooms in the Family and Consumer Sciences Building.  Actual Advice Mallard

Is that fucking stale Bread? Toss some of that shit here. I fucking love stale bread.

Is that fucking stale Bread? Toss some of that shit here. I fucking love stale bread.  Actual Advice Mallard

Read Brave New World instead of 1984 It's a lot closer to modern society than 1984 is

Read Brave New World instead of 1984 It's a lot closer to modern society than 1984 is  Actual Advice Mallard

If you feel depressed Comment words of encouragement to those that are having a harder time on reddit.

If you feel depressed Comment words of encouragement to those that are having a harder time on reddit.   Actual Advice Mallard

caught sleeping in school slowly raise your head and said "in Jesus' name, amen"

caught sleeping in school slowly raise your head and said
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